I have decided to begin this post by making a list of my top ten Kenny vs Spenny episodes. If you do not watch the Canadian show, frankly you are missing out.
10. Who can wear an octopus on their head the longest (s3 ep3).
9. Who can imitate the other guy better (s3 ep11)
8. Who can blow the biggest fart (s4 ep2)
7. Who can eat more meat (s4 ep4)
6. Who can smoke more weed (s5 ep10)
5. Who can win a cockfight (s6 ep5)
4. First guy to touch the ground loses (s5 ep5)
3. Who can bone more women (s5 ep2)
2. Who can live in a van the longest (s1 ep25)
1. Who can drink more beer (s2 ep1)
There you go folks, y'all come back now ya hear..seriously come back, I'm not done blogging yet...
Welcome to the fabulous world of nail expression. The colors oh me oh my, how they show your personality, but OH NO wait! There is a god awful chip, smudge, the shine is no longer showing you do in fact have parsley in your teeth...do I have you all depressed?! Well Annie, take a load off because there is a cure.....(no, it's not that extra glass of merlot)
CND SHELLAC
This is like totally awesome..that's right I'm getting all Cher Horowitz on your ass...
Welcome to the world of hybrids. Take two things, mix 'em together and voila! That is a badass fucker (peanut butter cups anyone?!)
Shellac is a hybrid of gel/lacquer. It goes on like lacquer and has the power to last up to 14 days like gel. Although it only offers 12 colors at the moment, there is Shellac layering to create your own personalized shade. Did I mention that it has ZERO dry time?! Fuck yes, get those idiot clients in and out! boom bam thank you for the swell day motherfucker, but I don't have to make small chat while you air dry...(to the clients I love..stay all day!)
*Shellac does not include Formaldehyde, Toluene or DBP (Dibutyl Phthalate).
Now I hear you asking...hmmm that sounds great but "hey Jess, how much?
Salon and Spas incorporate different pricing for Shellac. Some spots may charge you a $10 soak off fee (*do not soak Shellac in a bowl of acetone. Use the CND removal wraps) while other spots may include that in the initial pricing. The Shellac manicure is priced between $40-60 and the Shellac pedicure is priced between $60-70.
To find out more please visit www.cnd.com and let it dominate your manicure!
Can you take a guess at this episode?
The night that I met THE MAN!
Shellac Baby
Welcome to the fabulous world of nail expression. The colors oh me oh my, how they show your personality, but OH NO wait! There is a god awful chip, smudge, the shine is no longer showing you do in fact have parsley in your teeth...do I have you all depressed?! Well Annie, take a load off because there is a cure.....(no, it's not that extra glass of merlot)
CND SHELLAC
This is like totally awesome..that's right I'm getting all Cher Horowitz on your ass...
Welcome to the world of hybrids. Take two things, mix 'em together and voila! That is a badass fucker (peanut butter cups anyone?!)
Shellac is a hybrid of gel/lacquer. It goes on like lacquer and has the power to last up to 14 days like gel. Although it only offers 12 colors at the moment, there is Shellac layering to create your own personalized shade. Did I mention that it has ZERO dry time?! Fuck yes, get those idiot clients in and out! boom bam thank you for the swell day motherfucker, but I don't have to make small chat while you air dry...(to the clients I love..stay all day!)
*Shellac does not include Formaldehyde, Toluene or DBP (Dibutyl Phthalate).
Now I hear you asking...hmmm that sounds great but "hey Jess, how much?
Salon and Spas incorporate different pricing for Shellac. Some spots may charge you a $10 soak off fee (*do not soak Shellac in a bowl of acetone. Use the CND removal wraps) while other spots may include that in the initial pricing. The Shellac manicure is priced between $40-60 and the Shellac pedicure is priced between $60-70.
To find out more please visit www.cnd.com and let it dominate your manicure!
Shellac Baby
hazah!
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